Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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