this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
