She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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