Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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