You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My breasts were aching with rage.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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