Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops? http://tfl.nu/7gnj
  Replies (12) Good night (3046) Bad night (582)
• Favorite

  (940): View more from Texas

  You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (940): You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have. http://tfl.nu/bqro
  Replies (15) Good night (1257) Bad night (2621)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun. http://tfl.nu/hotb
  Replies (28) Good night (4344) Bad night (777)
• Favorite

  (270): View more from Kentucky

  So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (270): So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. http://tfl.nu/0mbm
  Replies (20) Good night (5278) Bad night (754)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  sorry. that wasn't for you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep (732): sorry. that wasn't for you http://tfl.nu/2avz
  Replies (31) Good night (2054) Bad night (5230)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her http://tfl.nu/auxf
  Replies (6) Good night (3572) Bad night (1738)
• Favorite

  (218): View more from Minnesota

  Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (218): Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job. http://tfl.nu/z804
  Replies (12) Good night (1055) Bad night (3911)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce. http://tfl.nu/g2ub
  Replies (4) Good night (3384) Bad night (946)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless? http://tfl.nu/wpih
  Replies (24) Good night (1321) Bad night (3991)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice. http://tfl.nu/yj17
  Replies (3) Good night (1035) Bad night (1999)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge http://tfl.nu/5e7p
  Replies (5) Good night (1615) Bad night (750)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him http://tfl.nu/y954
  Replies (2) Good night (1117) Bad night (617)
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point http://tfl.nu/73b4
  Replies (15) Good night (718) Bad night (2311)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes. http://tfl.nu/92xn
  Replies (14) Good night (1833) Bad night (701)
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part. http://tfl.nu/nmg6
  Replies (9) Good night (708) Bad night (352)

Randomize