in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
we're making bets on your personal life
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??