did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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