I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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