I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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