ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Randomize
