She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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