I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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