Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize