quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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