he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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