Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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