He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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