Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You need a sexual gate keeper
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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