Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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