at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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