It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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