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say what?
wanna hang out?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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