She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Houston, we have a blender
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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