And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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