at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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