I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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