i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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