I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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