I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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