Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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