I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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