The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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We don't watch enough power rangers
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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