I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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