if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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