too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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