fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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