??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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