You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's official drugs can't kill me
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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