If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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