This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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