So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
two words...techno handjob
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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