it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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