gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
fuck your aforementioned shoe
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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