I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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