Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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