Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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