We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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