I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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