you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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