i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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