it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm both gender and math confused
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