I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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