I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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