Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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